TAGGED

1. The person who last tag you is: LeeXin aka pigggy aka puteri bintang
2. Your relationship with him/her is: know her when she still in college
3. Your five impression of him/her : talkative, big eyes, big lips, a good gal, blur blur
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you: of course i will keep the wallet that u present
5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to you: babi ball..
6. If he/she become your lover, you will: secret..go find out urself
7. If he/she become your lover, thing he/she has to improve on will be: nothin..cook sambal..haha
8. If he/she become your enemy, you will: wont la..
9. If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be: dunno wat to say
10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is: dunno lot..quite a few.and do wat u aim for
11. Your overall impression of him/her is: a good daughter and a mature looking gal..pretty

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?: not sure,,mayb i'm weird
13. The characters you love of yourself are: myself,,aaron wee chen chun
14. On the contrary, the characters you hate yourself are: erm...few but think positive

15. The most ideal person you want to be is: the weird and the quiet one..aaron wee.haha
16. For people that care and like you, say something to them: ARIGATOU
17. Pass this quiz to 10 persons that you wished to know how they feel about you :-

1.LEE XIN
2.GIMSON
3.WAI WAI
4.MING
5.GINA GIRL
6.CAT CAT
7.JOAN
8.MAY CHING
9.lonely frog
10.michelle

18. Who is no.6 having relationship with?: not sure..i dun even know
19. Is no.9 a male or female: male
20. What is no.2 studying about?: law
21. When was the last time you had a chat with no.3?: last 2 days but bassically we contact mostly,haha
22. What kind of music band does no.8 like?: not really sure
23. Does no.1 have any siblings?: yeah,,she have 2 good looking brother
24. Will you woo no.3? why?: yes.he got sexy lip and fit body.haha
25. How about no.7?: a party girl
26. Is no.4 single?: nop
27. What is the surname of no.5?: lee
28. What’s the hobby of no.4?： martial arts.
29. Does no.5 and 9 get along well?: i think so, 9 only know 5's brother
30. Where is no.2 studying at? money making university (MMU)
31. Talk something casually about no.1:. she a cheer type of girl.there is always smile on her face,,and she a pretty gal that can talk..dun make her angry,,her face look different
32. Have you tried developing feelings for no.8?: no..just friend
33. Where does no.9 live at?: batu berendam melaka
34. What colour does no.4 like?: black i think.
35. Are no.5 and 1 best friend?: not sure..have to ask them
36. Does no.1 have any pets?: yes.go her house and see if u wan to c a special tortoise
37. Is no.7 the sexiest person in the world?: dunnno..ask her bf
38. What is no. 10 doing now?: dunno her..

Old Aaron New Aaron

Nice weather today..really fun to have shisa just now since its been long time i never smoke shisa..AND Mr.Gimson Tee Hoe Huat,,u really a friend that can make us laugh man..he he..happy to have you as my best friend..a good time yamcha also just now since i can see somebody and GIM keep on make jokes too.he he
Wondering now..i change a lot compare to last time. Ya Don, what you say is true i'm not a good Aaron like last time but a bad Aaron now.hehe
I miss the old days..Old Aaron is not a smoker and even though friends smoke when we meet together at mamak or any place..still Old Aaron wont smoke.but of course alcohol cant run la i still will drink.hehe..but not an alcoholic.The old me was thin compare to now..really i miss that body but i fail to maintain the body.he he.. i spend my time on studies,on exercising and on my girlfriend when i have one last time even though i still having fun with friends. really i miss my old me..





















That my old pictures..hehe..The New Aaron change lot..a smoker now,tattoo and become fat even i sometime feel..damn why so fat..really a big different..





















Damn i'm fat rite..hehe..And guys but i still the same as before ok..mayb some attitude..hehe but i not really bad rite..hehe
Really i want to improve myself..i want to be someone that more hardworking and i will studies as hard as i can in order to fullfill my parents wish and for my future..i want to get a good job..even gals rejected me if i have nothing..world is money now..
And guys i think back what u all say to me..be chill and relax..sorry i quite a emo guys last few day..and ya what since gal already rejected and got the answer d through how sms being reply and sometime not even reply..u all r right..i will chill my self for now but i will love quietly..that all i can do.hehe
Thank you for advise..

FAITHFUL OR UNFAITHFUL?

Three men died and stood in front of God.

God asked the first if he had been faithful to his wife. He admitted to two affairs during his marriage. God gave him a compact car to drive in heaven.

The second man admitted to only one affair and was given a midsize car.

The third man was asked the same question and said that he had been faithful to his wife until the day he died. God praised him and gave him a big luxury car.

A week later the three guys met in a parking lot. The man driving the luxury car began to cry.

"What's the matter?"

"I just passed my wife, and she was riding a bike!"

CODE WORD FOR SEX

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter.

One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that daddy needs to type a letter".

The child told her mother what her dad said, and her mom responded, "Tell your daddy that he can't type a letter right now cause there is a red ribbon in the typewriter." The child went back to tell her father what mommy said.

A few days later the mom told the daughter, "Tell daddy that he can type that letter now."

The child told her father, returned to her mother and announced, "Daddy said never mind with the typewriter, he already wrote the letter by hand."

VENGEANCE.hehe

Two high school sweethearts who went out together for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the west coast. They agreed to be faithful to each other and spend anytime they could together.

As time went on, the guy would call the girl and she would never be home, and when he wrote, she would take weeks to return the letters. Even when he emailed her, she took days to return his messages.

Finally, she confessed to him she wanted to date around. He didn't take this very well and increased his calls, letters, and emails trying to win back her love. Because she became annoyed, and now had a new boyfriend, she wanted to get him off her back.

So, what she did is this: she took a Polaroid picture of her having sex with her new boyfriend's and sent it to her old boyfriend with a note reading, "I found a new boyfriend, leave me alone." Well, needless to say, this guy was heartbroken but, even more so, was pissed. So, what he did next was awesome.

He wrote on the back of the photo the following, "Dear Mom and Dad, having a great time at college, please send more money!" and mailed the picture to her parents.

CONFESSION

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball."
Man- "That's nice."
Boy- "Want to buy it?"
Man- "No, thanks."
Boy- "My dad's outside."
Man- "OK, how much?"
Boy- "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy- "Dark in here."
Man- "Yes, it is."
Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy- "$750."
Man- "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."

IDIOT'S SEX GUIDE

1. Eating Mexican food is not the cause of gonorrhea.

2. There is no need for dice in role playing.

3. Intercourse doesn't happen on a highway.

4. If you engage in oral sex first, it's not called a head start.

5. If she says she's into "bondage," don't show her your financial portfolio.

6. You can lie down during a one-night stand.

7. When a woman talks about waiting for the "right time," she's not referring to a commercial break.

8. Only sleep with someone you love or can say you love without smirking.

9. Making out doesn't mean getting your money's worth.

10. Sex is like "The Club" - Accept no substitutes.

HUSBAND AND WIFE

To My Dearest Wife,

During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:

We will wake the kids - 54 times

It's too late - 15 times

I'm too tired - 42 times

It's too early - 12 times

It's too hot - 18 times

Pretending to be asleep - 31 times

The neighbors will hear - 9 times

Headache or backache - 26 times

Sunburn - 10 times

Your mother will hear us - 9 times

Not in the mood - 21 times

Watching the late show - 17 times

Too sore - 26 times

New hairdo - 6 times

Wrong time of the month - 14 times

You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times

Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this, shall we??

Love, Your Hubby

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To My Dearest Husband,

I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:

Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times

Did not come home at all - 36 times

Did not come - 21 times

Came too soon - 38 times

Went soft before you got it in - 19 times

Cramps in your leg - 16 times

Working too late - 33 times

You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times

Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times

You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times

You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times

You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times

You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times

Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times

The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling. What I said was, "Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?"

Love, Your Wife

WHAT A WIFE SAYS...AND MEANS

The wife says: You want
The wife means: You want

The wife says: We need
The wife means: I want

The wife says: It's your decision
The wife means: The correct decision should be obvious

The wife says: Do what you want
The wife means: You'll pay for this later

The wife says: We need to talk
The wife means: I need to complain

The wife says: Sure... go ahead
The wife means: I don't want you to

The wife says: I'n not upset
The wife means: Of course I'm upset you moron

The wife says: You're ... so manly
The wife means: You need a shave and sweat a lot

The wife says: Be romantic, turn out the lights
The wife means: I have flabby thighs.

The wife says: This kitchen is so inconvenient
The wife means: I want a new house.

The wife says: I want new curtains.
The wife means: Also carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper!

The wife says: I need wedding shoes.
The wife means: The other forty pairs are the wrong shade of white.

The wife says: Hang the picture there
The wife means: No, I mean hang it there!

The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

The wife says: Do you love me?
The wife means: I'm going to ask for something expensive.

The wife says: How much do you love me?
The wife means: I did something today you're not going to like.

The wife says: I'll be ready in a minute.
The wife means: Kick off your shoes and take an hour nap.

The wife says: Am I fat?
The wife means: Tell me I'm beautiful.

The wife says: You have to learn to communicate.
The wife means: Just agree with me.

The wife says: Are you listening to me?
The wife means: [Too late, your doomed.]

The wife says: Yes
The wife means: No

The wife says: No
The wife means: No

The wife says: Maybe
The wife means: No

The wife says: I'm sorry
The wife means: You'll be sorry

The wife says: Do you like this recipe?
The wife means: You better get used to it

The wife says: All we're going to buy is a soap dish
The wife means: I'm coming back with enough to fill this place.

The wife says: Was that the baby?
The wife means: Get out of bed and walk him

The wife says: I'm not yelling!
The wife means: Yes I am! I think this is important!

In answer to the question "What's wrong?"

The wife says: The same old thing.
The wife means: Nothing.

The wife says: Nothing.
The wife means: Everything.

The wife says: Nothing, really.
The wife means: It's just that you're an idiot.

The wife says: I don't want to talk about it.
The wife means: I'm still building up steam.

THAT'S LOVE! keke

THAT'S LOVE!

An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom. He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed.

He got on the bed right over the woman, and it appeared he was kissing her neck. Suddenly he got up and left the room. As soon as possible the husband made his way across the room to his bride, his chair in tow, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just cooperate and do anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or make him mad. Our lives depend on it!. Be strong and I love you."

After spitting out the gag in her mouth, the half naked wife says: "Dear, I'm so relieved you feel that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years, but he wasn't kissing my neck....He was whispering in my ear. He said he thinks you're really cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong and I love you, too."